Ew!

Yesterday I was in Times Square. I usually avoid that location like the plague due to the large amount of tourists and people that were apparently not taught how to walk correctly. However, yesterday was an exception because I decided to try and win lottery tickets to one of the Broadway shows, West Side Story.  Whilst figuring out my plan of action I moved out of the way of previously mentioned tourists and inept walkers and unknowingly placed myself right under a pigeon nest. Shortly after, (as I'm sure you could've guessed by now) I was pooped on. That may have been one of the most disgusting things I have ever experienced. No lie, it was warm, it dried fast, and it was directly on my skin. 

Nasty, disgusting pigeons.

In the Heights...

This one will be short and sweet folks...

I saw the Broadway Musical "In the Heights" last weekend and it was amazing! I have seen a ton of Broadway shows in my day and this one takes the cake. The music was original and fresh (there's even some melodic rap as narration), the dancing was really athletic and energetic, and you were definitely never bored sitting in your seat. 

Put this one on your must see list!

Awesomely Out of Control...

So my dear friend H.P. sent me a message the other day saying that she had a special gift for me. Given that it is not even close to my birthday, Christmas, or any other gift-giving holidays I was surprised to say the least. When I went to her apartment later that night this gem was sitting on her shelf waiting for me...

Amazing, right? I seriously want to know what marketing company thought of putting Edward Cullen on a box of Forbidden Fruit Sweethearts. So ridiculous. And for all of you special edition Sweetheart collectors there are two more Twilight versions available. Best of all, the hearts say things like, Bite Me, I love E.C., Dazzle, Lamb, and Live 4 Ever. Classic. 

BTW-I suggest you throw out all of the purple passion fruit flavored hearts, they taste like medicine. Ick!