Awesomely Out of Control...

So my dear friend H.P. sent me a message the other day saying that she had a special gift for me. Given that it is not even close to my birthday, Christmas, or any other gift-giving holidays I was surprised to say the least. When I went to her apartment later that night this gem was sitting on her shelf waiting for me...

Amazing, right? I seriously want to know what marketing company thought of putting Edward Cullen on a box of Forbidden Fruit Sweethearts. So ridiculous. And for all of you special edition Sweetheart collectors there are two more Twilight versions available. Best of all, the hearts say things like, Bite Me, I love E.C., Dazzle, Lamb, and Live 4 Ever. Classic. 

BTW-I suggest you throw out all of the purple passion fruit flavored hearts, they taste like medicine. Ick!