Ew!

Yesterday I was in Times Square. I usually avoid that location like the plague due to the large amount of tourists and people that were apparently not taught how to walk correctly. However, yesterday was an exception because I decided to try and win lottery tickets to one of the Broadway shows, West Side Story.  Whilst figuring out my plan of action I moved out of the way of previously mentioned tourists and inept walkers and unknowingly placed myself right under a pigeon nest. Shortly after, (as I'm sure you could've guessed by now) I was pooped on. That may have been one of the most disgusting things I have ever experienced. No lie, it was warm, it dried fast, and it was directly on my skin. 

Nasty, disgusting pigeons.